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THL Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Sep 2 2003, 11:08 AM EST
Joined: 10-22-2002
Posts: 3,044
Did you hear about the lady who went to the $1 dentist?













She ended up with buck teeth.
BeatDragon Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Sep 2 2003, 12:06 PM EST
Joined: 02-28-2003
Posts: 4,754
I dont get that....

OHHHHHH, WAIT! I get it now!

He turned her teeth turned into deer!

Must be a bitch with those antlers...
plabonte Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Sep 2 2003, 12:41 PM EST
Joined: 09-11-2000
Posts: 2,131
BeatDragon you are an idiot. Not Buck as in a deer. Buck as in what you put your feet in when you go to the gynocologist.

Don't you remember the joke "What's the difference between a drummer and a gynocologist?"

She was always putting her foot in her mouth and therefore thought it would be easier if she had buck teeth to hold her foot in place.
rayder1 Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Sep 5 2003, 7:58 AM EST
Joined: 06-02-2002
Posts: 2,226
Gee Plabonte...I never went to a gynecologist. I would have never known the alternate meaning of buck.

plabonte Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Sep 5 2003, 11:00 AM EST
Joined: 09-11-2000
Posts: 2,131
A fe years back my wife's Gyno thought she might have had cervical cancer and needed to do some additional tests. My wife was really scared and wanted me in the room with her for support. She was laughing so much at my obvious discomfort of being there that she forgot what the gyno was doing to her. Luckily the tests were negative.

So I can't say that I've never been in an exam.
Messier11 Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Sep 5 2003, 12:14 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2002
Posts: 293
...additional support???



Glad it turned out ok.
usahog Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Sep 5 2003, 1:32 PM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
I understand where your coming from plabonte...

When my Second child I got to go into the delivery room... my Ex wife was squeezing my hand.. she about squeezed it Off... and I was called every name in the book accept a white boy...so that additional support comes in handy sometimes...

I also am glad everything turned out ok for your Wife..

and Watching the Birth of a child is really something!!!

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