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Mrs. Usahog Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Sep 5 2003, 5:46 AM EST
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Two men are discussing the age old question: Who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman?

A woman walks by and listens in for awhile and then interrupts:

"Listen you guys.

You know when your ear itches and you put in your little finger and wiggle it around for awhile?

Afterward, which feels better, your finger or your ear?"



Mrs. Usahog
DrMaddVibe Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Sep 5 2003, 5:49 AM EST
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Okay, all right, yeah maybe.

Glad you're posting.
Mr.Mean Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Sep 5 2003, 6:03 AM EST
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Usually, I put my thumb in my ear.
xibbumbero Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Sep 5 2003, 6:05 AM EST
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Hmmm...I've got beans in my ear. X
plabonte Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Sep 5 2003, 7:47 AM EST
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True, but how often does the "ear" itch as opposed to the "finger".
eleltea Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Sep 5 2003, 11:43 AM EST
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X has ben-wa balls in his ear. He calls them beans.
cwilhelmi Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Sep 8 2003, 8:13 AM EST
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plabonte - LMAO!!
BMW Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Sep 8 2003, 2:25 PM EST
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I tried that to experiment and poked myself in the eye!

Barry
kccody Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Sep 9 2003, 8:02 AM EST
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I usually wait until both my finger and my ear itch, that way you get mutual satisfaction.....
plabonte Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Sep 9 2003, 10:14 AM EST
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I had a girlfriend who liked it in the ear. Every time I tried to put it in her mouth she turned her head.
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