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The Fish (Humor)
RDC Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2000
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On the last day of his trip he hooked monster fish and proceeded to reelit in.

The guide, holding a net, yelled, "look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!"

"Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!"

"No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is--a Son of a Bitch fish!"

"Really? Well, then, help me land this Son of a Bitch!"

Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster.

"Father, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen."

"Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?"

"Why, eat it of course. You've never tasted anything as good as a Son of a Bitch!"

Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory.

While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip.

"Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!"

Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!"

"It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is--a Son of a Bitch fish!"

"Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a Bitch?"

"Why, eat it of course. The guide said nothing compares to the taste of a Son of a Bitch."

Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they
should fix the Son of a Bitch for his dinner.

"I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch," she said.

As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in. "What are you doing Sister?"

"Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the new Bishops' dinner."

"Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!"

"No, no, no, it's called a Son of a Bitch fish!"

"Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it, and that Son of a Bitch can be the main course! Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch."

On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect.

The Friar had prepared an excellent meal. The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent.

The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?"

"I caught that Son of a Bitch!" proclaimed the proud priest.

The Bishop's eyes opened wide, but he said nothing.

"And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the Sister.

The Bishop sat silent in disbelief.

The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a special recipe!"

The new Bishop looked around at each of them.

Slowly a big smile crept across his face as he said,
"You mother f'krs are my kind of people
eleltea Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2002
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lmao
HarleyDave Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 03-10-2003
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Too funny
Lowman Offline
#4 Posted:
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LOL
mpingree Offline
#5 Posted:
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ROTFLMAO
rayder1 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 06-02-2002
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That's a funny joke. I'll pass it along to a friend in the Bay Area.

On Sunday mornings he held early Spanish mass and Portugese mass at his Catholic church. During football season, he would take off around 11am-12noon and join a group of us at "San Jose Live" nightclub and sportsbar. We would hang out, have some beers and watch the games. I didn't even know what he did until the third or forth time he came out. He would occasionally blurt out choice words if someone from his team didn't do well.
BMW Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
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I loved it, thanks for the laugh.

Barry
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
it will be copied and sent to many. very funny. like an old vaudeville routine.
Tobasco Offline
#9 Posted:
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That is one of the funniest jokes I've heard...thanks!

Mag
billyjackson Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 08-19-2002
Posts: 2,860
^ topped because this is my favorite joke to tell right now.
wekikther4wer Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 07-12-2003
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I wish I could share that joke with my pastor. Maybe I could do it in the confessional and then get absolution for it.
SP Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 07-16-2003
Posts: 609
Funny.....I will fill in the f'krs with the "uc", and pass it along..........LOL
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