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E-Chick Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Oct 7 2003, 5:55 PM EST
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
How to say "I Love You" in 25 languages .. . . .

English . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . I Love You
Spanish . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . Te Amo
French . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . Je T'aime
German . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . lch Liebe Dich

Japanese . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . Ai ****e Imasu
Italian . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . Ti Amo
Chinese . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . Wo Ai Ni
Swedish . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . Jag Alskar


Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas,
North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee,
Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, Louisiana, Virginia,
West Virginia&Kentucky. . . . . . . . .


.................Nice Ass, Get in the truck.


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Marla
dz130 Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Oct 7 2003, 6:14 PM EST
Joined: 08-22-2003
Posts: 781
Georgia,W Vagina, Tenn:
"You got a purdy mouth, boy. Yer gonna do some prayin fer me. Now drop them drawers and squeeeal lik a piggy."
B Naked Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Oct 7 2003, 7:17 PM EST
Joined: 10-30-2003
Posts: 85
I think Alabama was supposed to read "nice ass, get in the truck, sis...before mom catches us."

B Naked Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Oct 7 2003, 7:20 PM EST
Joined: 10-30-2003
Posts: 85
That was scary to read that "Te Amo" meant I love you in spanish. I'm never buying those cigars again. I'm not homophobic or anything, but I don't feel comfortable saying "I love you" to anything with that shape as I stick it in my mouth!
odelay01 Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Oct 7 2003, 9:23 PM EST
Joined: 09-29-2002
Posts: 57
That reminds me: What's the definition of a vigin in Georgia? A twelve year old that can out run her brothers!!!

Odelay01
RDC Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Oct 8 2003, 4:20 AM EST
Joined: 01-21-2000
Posts: 5,874
I don't think Texas should be on the list but Oklahoma sure should be.

Lemme hear some Yeee Haws out there!!!
Robby Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Oct 8 2003, 1:12 PM EST
Joined: 10-30-2002
Posts: 5,067
hey odelay01, you know how I can tell the tooth brush was invented in Alabama? Because if it wasn't, it would be called the teeth brush!
usahog Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Oct 8 2003, 1:36 PM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
Naaaa It's Hey WOMAN Get Yur Fat Arse Outacha Way.... I'm watchin the Race!!!!!!! BTW Grab me a nudder Beer!!!!

Hog
Gene363 Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Oct 8 2003, 4:08 PM EST
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,850
Reading you opnions of the South all I can say is:

"How Nice!"

http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Union/3374/j0999.html
E-Chick Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Oct 8 2003, 4:47 PM EST
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
Gene, how nice! That was great! LOL!

I just had to make sure that California wasn't the only state to be ribbed lately...

Marla

:)~
Gene363 Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Oct 9 2003, 12:16 PM EST
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,850
Marla,

My wife loves to tell that joke.

Believe me when I say, "I feel your pain." I'm a proud Californian Native living in South Carolina so I catch it from both ends. If the California cracks get too bad I just tell'em California is really a great place and it would be a lot better if their families would return home to the other 49 states.

PS I love South Carolina enough to choose it as my home.

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