No joke. It's Schmegma. Schmegma is a naturally occuring phenomenon whereby the cigar exudes a perpsiration-like substance, usually due to over humidity or even strenuous activity. Cigars, being made from natural leaf, sense tension in ones life much like pets do. Rick, have you been performing unusually high amounts of strenuous activity just prior to smoking? Or, it could just be that you have a fondness for white cheddar cheese popcorn. Stop handling your cigars after snack time!