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RDC Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Oct 23 2003, 11:05 AM EST
Joined: 01-21-2000
Posts: 5,874
Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get **** ideas from.

timhampton Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Oct 23 2003, 11:08 AM EST
Joined: 10-03-2003
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So that's what I am doing wrong. Make sure your paints aren't to tight also. When you fart you blow your shoes off.

Tim
tonester666 Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Oct 23 2003, 11:25 AM EST
Joined: 05-07-2003
Posts: 1,324
You just explained a whole lot. I know sooo many women who hold their farts in.
BeatDragon Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Oct 23 2003, 11:51 AM EST
Joined: 02-28-2003
Posts: 4,754
"Mind if I FART!?! Its one of my habits. They have a special sections for me on airplanes"

Steve Martin, a Wild and Crazy Guy
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