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Best comeback line ever (An oldie but Goodie)
uncleb Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-13-2002
Posts: 1,326
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 pm on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public
indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there
wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I
was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience
until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
Lawrence.

"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?'


al'Thor Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-17-2003
Posts: 2,793
When my friend got pulled over doing 100 mph down the freeway he got off with a warning with this one:


When the cop said, "Son, I've been waiting for your butt all day." He replied, "Well, sir, I got here as fast as I could!"
uncleb Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 11-13-2002
Posts: 1,326
That's a good one. LMAO!
plabonte Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 09-11-2000
Posts: 2,131
I once got pulled over for speeding and the cop said "Do you know you were speeding". I said "I wasn't but I passed some people that were". He didn't have a sence of humor and gave me a ticket.
penzt8 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-05-2000
Posts: 1,771
Yeah, I tried that comedy route once too. It didn't work. I was pulled over while riding my little 400 cc yamaha. The cop asked me if I knew how fast I was going. I said "no sir, my speedometer only goes to 85".
he wasn't amused.
eleltea Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
lmao
xibbumbero Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 12,535
My favorite comeback,was from Sir Winston Churchill. While adressing the House of Commons,a lady member chimed in,dressing down Sir Winston and finished by saying that if she were his wife,she would poison him.
To which Sir Winston responded"Madam,if I was your husband,I would gladly drink it". X
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