Rick -
I'll say one for you, and wish you the best of luck.
I am going in myself on Thursday to have my jewels ultrasounded. I have some of the warning signs for testicular cancer and they just want to make sure...
I had this procedure done once before, it is awful. The lady smears half a jar of jelly all over your package, grabs your 'dugan' and holds it out of the way, and puts a warm, vibrating, sensor on your groin.
Good time to brush up on the baseball stats.