While on a business trip a guy stops into a bar and orders a beer. He
notices a large jar filled with 20 dollar bills. He asked the bartender
about them, and the bartender replied that there was an ongoing contest with
a $20 entry fee, and the winner gets the pot. Curious, the new patron
inquired further. The bartender said the contest consisted of three parts.
First, the contestant must win a fist-fight with his cook, who was the
heavy-weight champ in prison. Second, the bartender had a pet alligator in
his pond behind the bar. The gator was huge and fierce, and it had a rotten
sore tooth. The contestant had to pull out the tooth. Third, the bartender
showed him a beautiful long-legged blonde at the end of the bar. This women
had never been satisfied sexually by a man. The contestant must satisfy
her. Well, the man declined to enter, but feeling good and drunk after
another five beers he changed his mind and turned over his $20 entry fee.
He got lucky and landed the first few punches on the cook, and ended up
beating him. He then went out to the pond to find the gator. A huge battle
followed, with both the gator and the man screaming and fussing. But a few
minutes later, the man walked into the bar while he was pulling up his pants
and said “Okay, now where is that blonde that needs her tooth pulled?”
