Ole and Sven
Ole and Sven were fishing when Sven pulled out a cigar but
didn't have a lighter so he asked Ole for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied and reached
into his tackle box and pulled out a 12-inch BIC lighter.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, "Vhere did yew get dat
monster??
"Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie."
"You haff a genie?" Sven asked.
"Ya, shure, he's right here in my tackle box," said Ole.
"Could I see him?"
Ole opens his tackle box and out pops the genie. The friend
says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"
"Yes I will," the genie said, so Sven asks him for a million
bucks and the genie hops back into the tackle box and leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks.
Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million
ducks flying overhead is heard.
Sven yells to Ole, "I asked for a million Bucks, not Ducks!"
Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da genie is hard of
hearing. Do yew really tink I asked him for a 12-inch Bick.