A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and
> > > bagged three ducks.
> > >
> > > He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was
> > > about to drive home
> > >
> > > when he was confronted by an ornery game warden that didn't like
> > > hillbillies.
> > >
> > > The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting
> > > license, and
> > >
> > > the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license.
> > >
> > > The game warden looked at the license, then reached
> > > over and picked
> > >
> > > up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't
> > > from
> > >
> > > Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas
> > > huntin' license, boy?"
> > >
> > > The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas
> > > hunting
> > >
> > > license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and
> > > grabbed
> > >
> > > the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This
> > > ain't no Kansas duck.
> > >
> > > This duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas
> > > license?"
> > >
> > > The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas
> > > hunting
> > >
> > > license. The warden then reached over and picked up
> > > the third duck,
> > >
> > > sniffed its butt, and said this ain't no Arkansas
> > > duck. This here duck's
> > >
> > > from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?"
> > >
> > > Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and
> > > brought out a South
> > >
> > > Carolina hunting license. The game warden was
> > > extremely frustrated at
> > >
> > > this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly "Just where the hell
> > > are you from?"
> > >
> > > The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and
> > > said,
> > >
> > > "You tell me, your the expert."
