Osama bin Laden is found and killed by American forces.
Abruptly, he finds himself at the gates of Paradise. He's greeted by God who says, "Welcome, Osama bin Laden, as a martyr are you ready to receive your reward?"
Osama bin Laden replies that he is and God motions for him to follow. Soon they are at the entrance to a room. God motions for Osama bin Laden to enter which he does.
Once inside, Osama bin Laden is met by George Washington who immediately decks him with a blow to the chin. Osama bin Laden picks himself up and is promptly punched in the gut by Thomas Jefferson. James Madison and James Monroe double-team the prone Osama bin Laden with kicks to the kidneys and abdomen.
Osama bin Laden staggers erect and is sucker-punched by Robert E. Lee. Osama bin Laden falls forward into Stonewall Jackson who headbutts him. JEB Stuart punctuates this with a vicious kick to the groin.
The beating continues apace by others in the room until a severely battered and bruised Osama bin Laden manages to lurch out of the room where he once again sees God.
Osama bin Laden looks at God and asks, "Why is this happening to me?"
God replies, "I promised martyrs a reward of 50 Virginians in Paradise. What did you think I said?"
Enjoy!!!
Hog
