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SP Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Oct 30 2003, 6:49 PM EST
Joined: 07-16-2003
Posts: 609
After your fifth drink, your're like Don Juan with the ladies: They Don Juan nothing to do with you.

You suspect that water, taken in small quantitlies, isn't all that dangerous.

You occasionally have meals with your wine.

You wake up every morning at the crack of ice.

You drink to forget you drink.

You distrust camels, or anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

People get drunk by shaking your hand.

The only drinking problem you have is the two-hands/one-mouth thing.

You forgot your fishing pole on your fishing trip and didn't notice.
Tobasco Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Oct 30 2003, 7:03 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2003
Posts: 2,809

How did you find RICKAMAVENS resume? JK... ;>)

Mag
SP Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Oct 30 2003, 7:07 PM EST
Joined: 07-16-2003
Posts: 609
^ Mag, you crack me up.........Good luck on the Lottery.......
Tobasco Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Oct 30 2003, 7:26 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2003
Posts: 2,809

SP, THANK YOU!!!...You da Man!!... :>)

Mag
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Oct 31 2003, 1:11 AM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
Magnafide

funny. so far this year i have had two stolie and 7's, one tito and 7, and one frothy drink with fruit on a stick and an umbrella.

oh yes, toby did buy a second 6 pcak of amstel light this year. the two opened and recapped ones in the ice box went flat.

BDS Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Oct 31 2003, 6:21 AM EST
Joined: 07-26-2002
Posts: 162
Rick when did your year start? This morning?
Tobasco Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Oct 31 2003, 6:24 AM EST
Joined: 02-08-2003
Posts: 2,809

I'm just messing with ya Rick!

Mag
sketcha Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Oct 31 2003, 9:29 AM EST
Joined: 03-26-2003
Posts: 3,238
Uh..... I'm drunk right now.

Kidding, but I will be later tonight.
jgjam Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Nov 1 2003, 6:12 AM EST
Joined: 05-16-2002
Posts: 909
Now that's funny!

John
eleltea Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Nov 1 2003, 6:19 AM EST
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
Dean Martin said you're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Cigarick Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Nov 1 2003, 6:55 AM EST
Joined: 07-28-2002
Posts: 3,078
"I don't like jail. They have the wrong kind of bars in there."

Bukowski
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