I just bought a bottle of "Arrogant **** Ale"
on the bottom it says "You're Not Worthy"
On the back it reads "This is an aggressive beer. You probably won't like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territor---maybe something with a multi million dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it's made in a little brewery, or one that implies that their taseless fizzy yellow beer will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you're mouthing your words as you read this."
Then it reads on the very bottom;
"Question or Comments? If you don't like this beer,keep it to yourself---we don't want to hear from any sniveling yellow-beer-drinkin' wimps,'cause this beer wasn't made for you."
I have yet to try it thou.....it's a pretty cool bottle.
