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eleltea Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Nov 1 2003, 8:11 AM EST
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My favorite jokes are one-liners. After that 2. After that 3. Please deposit your favorite 1, 2 or 3 liners here. Here's a 3-liner to start:

A Texas State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-20. The trooper asks, "You got any ID?"
The driver replies, "'bout what?"
usahog Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Nov 1 2003, 9:19 AM EST
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LMAO!!!!!!!

Hog
DrMaddVibe Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Nov 1 2003, 5:16 PM EST
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Here's a "goodie"

http://mpc.elitecoders.org/wooolF/
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Nov 2 2003, 4:23 AM EST
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you're a redneck if you got to a famly picnic looking for a woman.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Nov 2 2003, 4:25 AM EST
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you're a redneck if you marry a virgen and divorce her right away, thinking if she ain;t good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for you.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Nov 2 2003, 4:25 AM EST
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a midget walks into a bar
eleltea Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Nov 2 2003, 6:51 AM EST
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...and kisses everyone in the joint.
eleltea Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Nov 2 2003, 6:52 AM EST
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How about that tall indian who was nuts over his girlfriend?
SP Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Nov 2 2003, 6:54 AM EST
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Your a Redneck if you think the last four words to the National Athem are "Gentlemen, Start Your Engines"
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Nov 2 2003, 9:08 AM EST
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ELELTEA

don't you mean ON the joint
Tobasco Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Nov 2 2003, 10:06 AM EST
Joined: 02-08-2003
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Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?
A: One's a phony buck.

Mag
xibbumbero Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Nov 2 2003, 12:22 PM EST
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30 seconds over Tokyo....Rose. X
eleltea Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Nov 2 2003, 6:15 PM EST
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Mag, I have always loved Spoonerism jokes. Know any more?

Difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom: a pickpocket snatches watches.

Difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girl's track team: a tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

Anyone know that old bawdy poem that started: "She sleeps! She sleeps! Her soul is full of hope."

Rick, yes.

xibbumbero Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Nov 2 2003, 7:52 PM EST
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I will snatch a kiss and run off into the night. Of course he screw up the lines and recites:She sleeps! She sleeps! Her hole is full of soap. I will kiss her snatch and run off into the night. X :~)
buffallo Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Nov 2 2003, 8:40 PM EST
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hey DrMad, that site is awesome... great use od dhtml..
buffallo Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Nov 2 2003, 8:41 PM EST
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DrMad, do you play any online games?
eleltea Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Nov 3 2003, 3:22 AM EST
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X, somehow I knew you'd know that one. Always got your mind on something to eat.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, Nov 3 2003, 3:27 AM EST
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Used to play Spades and Euchre at Yahoo.
xibbumbero Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, Nov 3 2003, 7:18 AM EST
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LLT,...TACOS....TACOS. TACOS at The Blue Fox! X :~)
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