On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom
loved to play together.
One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into
a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the
horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer
for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the
farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to
no avail, for he had gone to town with the only
tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken
sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had
time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy,
to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he
managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken
tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove
slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful(?)
bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to
the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when
he returned. The friendship between the two animals
was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit,
and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the
horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over,
and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he
told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then
lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip,
and the horse pulled him up and
out, saving his life. The moral of the story? (Yes,
there's a moral)...
"When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a
Harley to pick up chicks."
