The Cherry Tree
Michael Savage
Howard Dean is admitting he stole a few potatoes from a farmer's field in his youth.
I guess he's trying the George Washington line.
"I cannot lie. I did chop down that cherry tree."
So now we can expect all of the Demoncats to try to one up each other on their honesty; as follows.
John Kerry: "When I am President there will be universal cherry trees distributed to every citizen.
John Edwards: "We will sue every cherry farmer for deceiving children with false colors.
Lieberman: "Hadassah. Why do I have to talk about cherries!"
Al Sharpton: "I don't need no Honky racist cherry tree in my backyard.
Mosley Braun: "I never took cherries to Nigeria."
Kucinich: " 'Cherry Tree' is a deconstruction of the disequitable tax system and I will chop every last tree in half when I am President."
Gephardt: "I find the word 'cherry' to be offensive to every gay and lesbian seeking dignity in this overly heterosexual society."
Wesley Clark: "At one time I supported cutting cherry tress to save the bark beetle. I now know that bark beetles reject cherry trees so I now oppose cutting all but a few cherry trees, in very limited circumstances.
Hillary Clinton: "Screw the cherry trees. I want vengeance against those Republicans."
