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A wonderful Message by George Carlin
Tobasco Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2003
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This is a little long, but good!

A wonderful Message by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.

Remember, spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side. Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again. Give time to love, give time to speak, and give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

If you don't send this to at least 8 people....
who cares? - George Carlin


Mag
xibbumbero Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2002
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LOL,very true. X
SteveS Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
Excellent post, Mag ...
medemax Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-15-2002
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The credo of the aging hippie pot-head, who made a career out of mocking the "establishment", and now continues to lecture on what's wrong with how we live. The essence of his attitude, his raison d'tre, is expressed in "Keep only cheerful friends...get rid of the grouches". Because maybe that grouchy friend can't do anything for YOU? Only have friends that can satisfy YOU? Maybe your relationship with that grouchy friend is the best thing they have going. A friend doesn't become less of a friend because life is bearing down on them. Hey, George, you're a funnyman...cheer them up! Or maybe just be there to listen.
SteveS Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
Re: "Keep only cheerful friends...get rid of the grouches".

A friend whose life is bearing down on them isn't the grouch that should be avoided ... the person to avoid is the one who is perpetually grouchy, irrespective of what's happening in their life ...

I've got a good friend whose attitude is ALWAYS upbeat, even when the going gets tough ... his wife is the total opposite ... she's always miserable acting, no matter how well things are going ... when she was leaving on a trip to Hawaii, MrsS said "have a good time" ... the woman said "oh, I won't ... it's not going to be any fun at all, because (blah, blah, blah)" ... the two of them are planning a getaway to Yosemite this coming weekend ... yesterday, she told MrsS that even though "he" is going to have a good time, that she was not, because (blah, blah, blah, blah) ...

In explaining her to me, he once told me that "for some reason, she isn't happy unless she's miserable" ... and you know, since he made that observation, I've come to see that it's true ... the fact is, she's a serious downer and, IMO, is the very sort of person I understand George to be advising us to avoid ...
BeatDragon Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-28-2003
Posts: 4,754
Steve, I think I divorced her sister.

I was married to a woman for 12 years who was very similar to that. Very cold, never happy, and had no clue on how to be happy. I couldnt stand it any more, so I sucked it up and left. Hardest thing in the world to tell your kids that you're leaving. But it was all for the best. My 13 yr old son said afterwords that I am much happier and more fun to be with since. The kicker was my father telling me I wasnt so much an ****...THANKS DAD!

Now I have a great woman, still have my kids 50% of the time, and Im lovin life.

Its just not worth it hangin with miserable people. It makes you miserable too.

Peace Out
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