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metrosexual?
65gtoman Offline
#1 Posted:
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I hear Presidential Candidate Howard dean is a metrosexual. He said he likes to paint his toenails. what is a metrosexual? It must be a new term. lol


chipslave Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-19-2003
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There was a whole South Park episode on metrosexuals. Very funny...
tonester666 Offline
#3 Posted:
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men who act gay yet are straight.
puskarich Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 01-04-2003
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I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Does that mean anything?
Slimboli Offline
#5 Posted:
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They had a deal about it on TV a few weeks back, and metrosexuals are not men who act gay, yet are straight ...

... it's those 'pretty boys' that have always been around, but now they have been given a name.

You know the ones. Always perfect hair (with the highlights), well groomed facial hair or always wearing cologne, perfect dresser wearing the 'name brand' designer clothes, good housekeepers ... etc., etc.
tonester666 Offline
#6 Posted:
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you mean South Park led me and Chip astray???? I can not believe that.
tonester666 Offline
#7 Posted:
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actually slim didn't we say the exact same thing???
choner Offline
#8 Posted:
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I think tonester's definition hits the nail on the spot. We also use a different term in Southern Cali too, its called "gay adjacent". If you look for houses/apartments in the classified ads around Los Angeles, you see many that say "Bevery Hills Adjacent", meaning not in Beverly Hills but close to it. So I have many friends who are straight but act very gay, we call them "gay adjacent". One of my gay friends actually told me this term, he loves using this term.

I hope this doesn't offend anybody on the boards. Just imputting some info for everyone else.

choner
JonR Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 02-19-2002
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Yo Slim: " pretty boys ". I am dissapointed to find out you are a "metrosexual basher", tsk tsk. I thought of all people you would be above bashing others. Who's next, people that don't agree with your choice of cigars? Remember your leadership on this board should be equal to all members no matter of race, religion or sexual orientation. JonR
spence28 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 07-24-2003
Posts: 143
I Love South Park....did you see the one a couple of weeks ago when Cartman started a religious band rock group? Sometimes it makes me almost pee my pants.
HockeyDad Offline
#11 Posted:
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Spence,

That was one of the better SouthPark episodes ever!

usahog Offline
#12 Posted:
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Ain't Metrosexual like a room full of Naked Democrats playing Twister???

Hog
Slimboli Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 07-09-2000
Posts: 16,139
***Metrosexual***

(MET.roh.sek.shoo.ul) n. A dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself, but also his urban lifestyle; a straight man who is in touch with his feminine side.
—metrosexuality n.

Example Citation:

The only problem facing the metrosexual in an otherwise carefree existence is the inescapable effects of ageing. If 30 is 45 in gay years, then 26 is retirement age for the metrosexual — and no amount of biotechnological, rehydrating, whale sperm dermo-care can alter that.
—Jonathan Trew, "I love me so much," The Scotsman, July 24, 2002

Backgrounder:

Mark Simpson invented this term in 1994 (see the earliest citation, below), but it has been picked up by numerous media outlets, including The Observer, The Herald, and Maclean's magazine. Here's Simpson's succinct description of the metrosexual type that appeared recently in the Salon.com online magazine:

The typical metrosexual is a young man with money to spend, living in or within easy reach of a metropolis — because that's where all the best shops, clubs, gyms and hairdressers are. He might be officially gay, straight or bisexual, but this is utterly immaterial because he has clearly taken himself as his own love object and pleasure as his sexual preference. Particular professions, such as modeling, waiting tables, media, pop music and, nowadays, sport, seem to attract them but, truth be told, like male vanity products and herpes, they're pretty much everywhere.
—Mark Simpson, "Meet the metrosexual," Salon.com, July 22, 2002

Earliest Citation:

The promotion of metrosexuality was left to the men's style press, magazines such as The Face, GQ, Esquire, Arena and FHM, the new media which took off in the Eighties and is still growing (GQ gains 10,000 new readers every month). They filled their magazines with images of narcissistic young men sporting fashionable clothes and accessories. And they persuaded other young men to study them with a mixture of envy and desire.

Some people said unkind things. American GQ, for example, was popularly dubbed 'Gay Quarterly'. Little wonder that all these magazines — with the possible exception of The Face — address their metrosexual readership as if none of them were homosexual or even bisexual.
—Mark Simpson, "Here come the mirror men," The Independent, November 15, 1994
spence28 Offline
#14 Posted:
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Hog,
You are probably right considering we could never find any republican women who were willing to a) take their clothes off or b)have fun !!
eleltea Offline
#15 Posted:
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I opened this thread thinking it was about a new Diet shake.
JonR Offline
#16 Posted:
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Yo Slim : Who is Mark Simpson? Is he like, well you know the ones... ugly,pockfaced,dumpy looking, well you know the kind the ones that go to their senior prom with their sister or cousin. Hey why don't you post a picture of him, it would be interesting to see what he looks like. Inquiring minds want to know. JonR
Slimboli Offline
#17 Posted:
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JonR --- if you want to read an article by him ... here ya go ...

http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/2002/07/22/metrosexual/

All you ever wanted to know (or didn't want to know), from a simple 'Google' search ... LOL!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,610
Shucks....I thought it was women that like to have sex on trains!

Dean? Now I'm as limp as wet spaghetti!
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