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finsinmd Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2003, 3:37 AM EST
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PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy? The Titanic or The Clinton Video

TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bull**** artist

TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill

TITANIC VIDEO: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit
CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica is forced to return her gifts

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mind

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2003, 4:28 AM EST
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nice piece of work.
xibbumbero Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2003, 7:14 AM EST
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Now that's a funny comparison but I'd go for the "Titanic" video cause ya git ta see hooters. X :~)
HockeyDad Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2003, 7:35 AM EST
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I was going to vote for the Clinton video because it does not have Celine Dion singing but X does make a compelling argument for the Titanic.
uncleb Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2003, 7:53 AM EST
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Hockeydad,

You make a much more compelling argument. There are plenty of other movies where I can spy some hooters, but DAMNED IF I AM GOING TO LISTEN TO CELINE DION!!!... unless of course she shows her hooters!!!
choner Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2003, 7:57 AM EST
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Posts: 876
Its settled, UncleB is hosting a Watch Celine Dion On VIdeo Herf!

choner
plabonte Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2003, 8:23 AM EST
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Posts: 2,131
Although in the movie Titanic the character Jack is seen smoking cigarettes in several scenes he does not enjoy a cigar at anytime during the movie.
SteveS Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2003, 8:34 AM EST
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'he does not enjoy a cigar at anytime during the movie'
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Having not seen this pic, I must ask ... does that mean that during the movie, Jack doesn't smoke a cigar at all, or that he smokes one without enjoying it ??
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