A little man gets on an elevator that already has a large man on it.
The little man looks up at the big guy who says, "7 foot, 375 lbs, **** 20 inches, 3 lbs per ball, Turner Brown".
The little dude immediately faints. The big guy starts slapping the little dud in an attempt to revive him.
The littel guy comes to and says, "What did you say to me?"
The big guy says, "You seemed to be looking at me curiously so I answered the questions everybody asks. I am 7 foot tall, I weigh 375, my **** is 20 inches long, each ball weighs 3 lbs and my name is Turner Brown".
The little dude says "Oh!! I thought you said turn around".
