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RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Dec 13 2003, 5:06 AM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
2 martians meet,

first martain asks the second martian his name.

second martian says my name is 342877.

first martian says, "that's funny, you don't look jewish."
JonR Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Dec 13 2003, 5:58 AM EST
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
Two Plutonions meet... The first Plutonion ask the second Plutonion his occupation... The second Plutonion says: " I'm classified a "0"... The first Plutonion says: I didn't know you were a philosophy professor. LMAO JonR
billyjackson Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Dec 13 2003, 5:12 PM EST
Joined: 08-19-2002
Posts: 2,860
Can't wait to become a professor (possibly of philosophy) so JonR can be a ****** to me just cause he hates drabinski. Or maybe he's a ******...period.

Oh, the eternal questions we ponder....
DrMaddVibe Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Dec 13 2003, 5:17 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,498
Why set the bar so low? Bad at math?
jjohnson28 Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Dec 13 2003, 5:36 PM EST
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Posts: 7,914
:0)
Secret_Agent_Man Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Dec 13 2003, 6:07 PM EST
Joined: 12-06-2003
Posts: 110

I hear philosophy professors are very good at the Limbo...

(__{SAM}_____]]]]~~
JonR Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Dec 13 2003, 7:45 PM EST
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Posts: 9,740
Yo billyjackson: You are the title of this post. First of all I do not hate jdrabinski ( hate is a wasted emotion ), but I do despise him. Second go to this old post " from a libertarian to the liberals "and see what you posted about jdrabinski, I especially liked the part you wrote about licking the icing off of the cushin. Third what worries me the most about you is your obsession with dicks and penises as you state you plan to ponder about my ****** in this post and in another post " Mexiforna License " you state and I qoute " My last name is Jackson but I do have a small **** oh, the shame " end qoute. And you being a Theologian and all, shame shame shame. JonR
billyjackson Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Dec 13 2003, 7:52 PM EST
Joined: 08-19-2002
Posts: 2,860
JonR...

Oh, drabinski is a putz...not backing down from that...but not because he is a philosophy prof.

And you being a ****** has nothing to do with my obsession...just an observation. Me being a looser, etc. doesn't put me low enough to elevate you above the classification of ******.

ooops..."classification"...that's philosophy...can't do that around dicks like you. Too much of a waste of space...must leave room for you.
billyjackson Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Dec 13 2003, 8:06 PM EST
Joined: 08-19-2002
Posts: 2,860
And...I'm now a retired theologian.

Not that you would value my theological insights anyway...since it is kin to philosophy.
JonR Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Dec 13 2003, 9:27 PM EST
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
Yo bj: May I call you bj since we are becoming intimate. Being called any derogatory name by a self proclaimed looser ( your choice of words, not mine ) is meaningless. And now you have used the word " ****** " five times and you claim it's an observation not an obsession, yeah right. If one of our great Presidents Ronald Reagan was here he would say to you " Well, there you go again BJ ". I personally feel they should abolish the teaching of philosophy. I would compare the usefulness of philosophy on the same level as putting a gelding out to stud. JonR
billyjackson Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Dec 14 2003, 8:54 AM EST
Joined: 08-19-2002
Posts: 2,860
Come on, JonR...you can't abolish teaching philosophy...what would jdrabinski and I do?
billyjackson Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Dec 14 2003, 9:09 AM EST
Joined: 08-19-2002
Posts: 2,860
JonR...truce?

So I like philosophy and you think it is worthless...so be it.

So you are hard on drabinski and use your opinion of philosophy as an instrument of torment...he deserves it...and since I jumped in the middle, so do I.

And maybe I have an obsession with penises and sex or whatever. I wish that was the worst thing wrong with me.

So how about a truce? In fact, I'd like to extend an olive branch BOMB your way if you would accept it.

Send me your addy.

mrbillyjackson
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billyjackson Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Dec 14 2003, 9:16 AM EST
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Posts: 2,860
A cigar package, of course.

And I'm serious about this.
Secret_Agent_Man Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Dec 14 2003, 10:08 AM EST
Joined: 12-06-2003
Posts: 110

This is getting interesting...let's see, exploding cigars, cigars dipped in who knows what...uh yea, I can only imagine what a character like Billyjackson would do...

My policy regarding apologies linked with consumable items...don't do it!

(__{SAM}_____]]]]~~
JonR Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Dec 14 2003, 10:10 AM EST
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
Yo billyjackson: The cigar bomb is appreciated but not necessary. Let us take this truce to a higher level. JonR extends his open hand over the internet in friendship to Billy Jackson. JonR
jjohnson28 Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Dec 14 2003, 10:15 AM EST
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Posts: 7,914
Oh come on now,this was just gettin' good...LOL :0)
billyjackson Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Dec 14 2003, 10:26 AM EST
Joined: 08-19-2002
Posts: 2,860
***billy accepts JonR's virtual hand of friendship and shakes on the truce.***

***ignores SAM***
jdrabinski Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Dec 14 2003, 11:01 AM EST
Joined: 08-16-2002
Posts: 794
JonR's inferiority complex in relation to me is among the most entertaining elements of this bbs!

And I'm glad they don't have GED wannabes like him running the universities...who knows what they'd be teaching...or, should I say in his vein, "teachering." LOL!
JonR Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, Dec 14 2003, 11:28 AM EST
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Posts: 9,740
JonR shakes Billys in the name of friendship and accepts truce. JonR..... JonR ignores jdrabinski.
Secret_Agent_Man Offline
#20 Posted: Sun, Dec 14 2003, 11:40 AM EST
Joined: 12-06-2003
Posts: 110

***Secret_Agent_Man shakes his thingy in front of the virtual urinal...then shakes all your hands...***

***Ignored the virtual hand washing***

(__{SAM}_____]]]]~~
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