There is only one NOT two.
Little Gilligan must have been a binladenski student at one time, now he has a spilt personality disorder and thinks that he is his old professor. All the brain washing that must have led up to this sad moment in time.
Also, I think all this hate for the military comes from having a father in the military who didn’t give him enough love/time. They seem to blame the military for family problems.
It comes down to “I fell down the stairs, so I blame the stairs”