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No nativity scene in DC this Christmas.
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usahog Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jan 1 2004, 6:54 AM EST
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The Supreme Court is said to have ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington, DC this Christmas.

This isn't for any religious constitutional reason at all.

They simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nation's capitol.

There was no problem however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.


Hog
CWFoster Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jan 1 2004, 7:03 AM EST
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Stirring the pot early today are we Russ? LMAO
usahog Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jan 1 2004, 7:19 AM EST
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Naaaa I just found this one funny as hell..thought I would share it..

Hog
fudge Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jan 1 2004, 1:04 PM EST
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If Hilary ain't a virgin she must have turned the lights off and Bill didn't realise he was banging his own wife.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jan 1 2004, 3:50 PM EST
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i heard she was an animal, insatiable, always ready and very helpful.
fudge Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jan 1 2004, 7:41 PM EST
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I heard from someone who was perhaps in a position know that she prefers women...

Hope I didn't jack the thread btw :)
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jan 1 2004, 11:57 PM EST
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fudge

please describe the position in detail.

pun intended.
usahog Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Jan 2 2004, 12:30 AM EST
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69 on the carpet Rick... that poor bitch was missin out... I'm passin my Snorkle off to my brother-in-law this coming weekend...

Hog
fudge Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Jan 2 2004, 6:19 AM EST
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Rick, I don't like to think about it, let alone attempt to describe it :)

fudge Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Jan 2 2004, 6:25 AM EST
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And it was someone involved in their security, not in the SS but a branch of the military. They were tight lipped about everything but her sexual preference, and I only heard a little about that.

Zed
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