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THIS MORNING
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
i went out side to watch my hummers (which some bird lovers on this bulletin board refer to as flying shuttlecocks) and enjoy my morning coffee and morning cigar, usually a cohiba, and read one of the throw away
magazine's which are mailed to the office. this one seemed to have something to do with cigars or politics because on the cover it said the first 100 cigar and somebody named rush and his advice to the president.
i guess they send this magazine to lots of people that haven't subscribed to it so they can raise the price of their adds by showing a large subscriber list.
a suprise this morning, the two blue jays i haven't seen for several months landed on the metal drainpipe on my house. they have learned it makes some noise and gets my attention which leads to me putting their
peanuts in the open feeder. i plan on going to sleep soon because i was up all night playing pinochle against the computer and kicking a**. it is
interesting to go to sleep in the morning, like the old ditty, "in winter i get up at night and have to dress by candle light. in summer quiet the other
way, i have to go to bed by day." this magazine told of the best cars in the world, clothes by exotic tailors i never heard of, i wear shorts and a tee in
summer and sweatpants and sweatshirts in winter, $5,000 stereos that make the music sound better than the group that originally recorded it, and humidors that look like a castle that sell for over $40,000.
a humidifier or hygrometer would be an extra charge. the 100 cigar refered to on the cover is a dunhill cabinetta (1986) and sells for about $7,500 a box at
auction. strange that the humidor someone would want to use for them would cost over 5 times as much as the cigars. the next super duper on
the "connoisseur's corner" list was the cigar i was smoking, a cohiba corona especial (1987). mine was a (1998) and cost $30.00 a bundle of 25. my real extra best cigar is a monte #5 and i find out it is "tangy, meaty and leathery". apparently i have been smoking a mcdonalds all this time. this magazine reminded me of a similar magazine i used to read when i was a kid. the difference was the other magazine featured women's breasts and this new magazine with the same adds features cigars. i wonder how the two relate to each other, one symbolizing creating a child and the other
symbolizing the ability to feed a child.
rookie139 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 03-02-2000
Posts: 2,149
That was pretty funny Rick...Got a kick out of your post (for once it wasn't political...I liked it a lot..No sarcasm (sp?) here)....I sleep during the daytime also...Permanent midnight shift will do that to ya...Wait...What the heck is that big yellow ball in the eastern sky??!!...Oh...nevermind...Haven't seen one of those in a lonnng time...No wonder I'm so pale...Good night all!...Gotta get some sleep
Mr.Mean Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2001
Posts: 3,025
Good morning to you both. Pretty neat what you've done with the Blue Jays Rick. Myself, I got some sparrows I need to teach some manners to. They are running rampant in my sunflower garden and its time to pay the fiddler. I don't really do anything, I just run through my yard hooting and flapping my arms. And I usually do that when there are no sparrows.
Charlie Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Are those blue jays or stellar's jays? Keith, you must be a vampire along with being a cop! Better stay in with that big yellow ball in the sky! This morning I went to Corona del Mar to help a friend on a project at his house, and it took most of the day, now time for a nice cigar (La Gloria Wavell) and a dip in the pool. Charlie
joedayan Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 04-19-2001
Posts: 261
ed i would have loved to see you flapping your arms at birds. You really need to get a job
Mr.Mean Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2001
Posts: 3,025
I have yet to find a job classification that states "must be proficient at hooting and flapping arms". Still looking.
tailgater Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
You can work at many places if you're proficient at Flapping your Hooters...
jjohnson28 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 09-12-2000
Posts: 7,914
Oooohhh nasty visual...Ed flapping his hooters....Blech!!!Thanks Joe I think you just ruined this pot of Guatemalan frresh roast coffee for me :^P
Mr.Mean Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2001
Posts: 3,025
Flapping my hooters,,,,,,Flapping, I got, hooters, I don't got. I'll see if Jack will let me use his tassles.
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