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Last post 20 years ago by Thom. 8 replies replies.
A funny joke. I hope.
0patience Offline
#1 Posted:
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If it offends anyone, I apologize and hope that it is pulled. As someone who spent 10 years working for a logging company, this joke is not far from the truth.

Teaching Math in 1950:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
What is his profit?

Teaching Math in 1960:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

Teaching Math in 1970:
A logger exchanges a set "L" of lumber for a set "M" of money. The cardinality of set "M" is 100. Each element is worth one dollar. Make 100 dots representing the elements of the set "M." The set "C", the cost of production contains 20 fewer points than set "M." Represent the set "C" as a subset of set "M" and answer the following question:
What is the cardinality of the set "P" of profits?

Teaching Math in 1980:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

Teaching Math in 1990:
By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the logger makes $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the forest birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down the trees? (There are no wrong answers.)

Teaching Math in 2000:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $120. How does Arthur Andersen determine that his profit margin is $60?

Teaching Math in 2010: El Loggero se habla con el truckero y se ponen de acuerdo con otro driver de la competencia y etc...
bassdude Offline
#2 Posted:
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I laughed.
puskarich Offline
#3 Posted:
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LMAO...I liked the Arthur Andersen one. How true.
contendertotes Offline
#4 Posted:
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.....uno? si
SteveS Offline
#5 Posted:
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The Logger spoke with the trucker and they are in agreement with the drivers of the competition and etc... ????
0patience Offline
#6 Posted:
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And who was it that just made the comment about not trying to be a smart a$$?
penzt8 Offline
#7 Posted:
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LMAO
xibbumbero Offline
#8 Posted:
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Ay...que pendejo! LOL. X
Thom Offline
#9 Posted:
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I don't speak spanish so it lost me at the end. But I got the part about Arthur Anderson, boy did I get it.
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