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Last post 22 years ago by hehjr71. 11 replies replies.
HELP! Reno Returns!!!!
JBG Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2001
Posts: 145
....slightly distraught this morning...Janet Reno intends to run for governor in my great state. I'm trying REAL hard not to look Cuban so I won't be deported...I've also hidden my Bible so i won't appear to be a religous zealot and get burned alive. I've advised my wife and kids not to stand in front of the window so maybe they won't be shot. Just getting ready in case this nightmare actually becomes true......any suggestions?
badone96 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 08-07-2000
Posts: 19
Wrong boaed AGAIN!
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
when you start a new thread, it automatically defaults to this board. you need to use the drop down and select your board.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
besides, i think she is kinda cute and sexy.
JBG Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2001
Posts: 145
well at least now I'm qualified for a position in her cabinet! sorry guys
Hansen Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 03-11-2000
Posts: 444
I'm not very proud to reveil this, but she's got danish roots/ancesters (sp?). .....???!! So why do I XXXX mention it? (...... maybe to test how fast "Gonz the sensorship man" is... LOL!)
Charlie Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Hey guys get a clue, if you intend to talk politics on this board at least mention a cigar related item! I am smoking an Aristoff Maduro Corona as I type this and I must say they are great cigars! Now about Mr/Ms/Mrs or whatever Reno happens to be, she/he/it will be swamped in the election! Charlie
JBG Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2001
Posts: 145
well let's see...Hansan used the "f" word, Rick has the hots for Reno, and Charlie demands we mention cigars on this board......The thought of Rick "f"ing Reno is making my CAO Extreme taste bad!!!!! (how's that, Charlie!)
hehjr71 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 08-04-2001
Posts: 31
Whats wrong with shipping people that dont belong here back to were they came from?
JBG Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2001
Posts: 145
..at one time, no one "BELONGed" here and everyone came from somewhere else (except the Indians).....and you forgot to mention a cigar!...I just finished a R&J churchill (I got yer back, charlie!)
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
i said she was cute and kind of sexy but atenolol tends to lower the drive.
hehjr71 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 08-04-2001
Posts: 31
your right , but that was long ago , we are overpopulated enough , we dont need anymore people coming here illegally , thats why they make laws like that
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