i'm so sorry!!!!
well, i mean, it's not the boards that i've been ripping.
*fans air around rear area of boxer shorts*
wife made a reeeeally spicy dish last night, and i've been rippin' 'em all day if you know what i mean (and i think you do!).
*sprays glade around*
and as for you rude cali guys, well, at least i hope this helps solve the mystery of ozone depletion so you can all stop ya' protesting!