Let me preface this by saying that, frst, I'm not a fan of Rosie O'Donnell but I am EVEN LESS of a Donald Trump fan. AND I'm not gay.
Here goes.
I'd like to be Donald Trump...for a day. I'd get up early in the morning and send Rosie O'Donnel 2 dozen roses. Then, I'd schedule dinner with her, take her to Rome, Paris, or wherever, and after dinner we'd go to a romantic spot.
I'd teach her what it REALLLY means to be a gay guy, and after our night of passion, I'd donate $100,000,000 to the gay & lesbian charity of HER choice.
The day is over.
Then DONALD TRUMP would wake up with Rosie spooning him, a HUGE smile on her face, a large tool still attached. He'd be in such agony from the waist down he is unable to walk to the bathroom to look in the mirror and see if he was dreaming. His assistant would phone him to tell him he was broke because he gave all his money to the gays.
But his hair would be just fine.