Take 3 fresh cloves of galic, one half onion thinly sliced, and the broth from boiled shellfish, like clams or mussles. Combine all the ingredients and let sit several days in direct sunlight. While this sets, lift the humidor in question to a height equal to 1.47 times your weight in stones. Spin the humidor at least twice a day while singing a Simon and Garfunkel song other than Bridge over troubled water or sounds of silence. Now here's the weird part: rub the now fermented mixture all over your face and under each armpit. This is guaranteed to work. Tell 5 friends and you will have good luck.