so, this bloody spaniard dude (heretofore referred to as "BS," although he's anything BUT full of it) says one day -- hey, i've got something to send you (not cigar related) and while i'm at it i'll toss in a couple of alts, yadda yadda.
well, i don't know what happened to a couple of alts because what landed full force on my entire HOUSE yesterday was a big bag of smokes so premium that if they could talk, they'd sound like thurston howell III!
i didn't know if i should smoke them or call a limo for them! *boggle* i mean, i've LOOKED at these cigars before -- from a distance; they don't let riff-raff like me get too close to the cohiba case. :) i've heard RUMORS that some guys actually get to smoke these. but jeez-o-peet! what's a nice 'gar like you doin' with a guy like me, ya know?? lol
i am... beyond grateful, BS. i've enjoyed getting to know you, and our friendship is quite a gift on its OWN. then on top of making a new buddy, BLAMMO! premies and super-premies come raining down upon my humble (very humble) abode! *laugh*
i gotta work my way up to these skeery super-premie sticks, so i'm enjoying one of the alts right now (wow... this is SO good!). anyway, bro, thank you so much. my head's still spinnin'!
and WHILE i'm trying to recover from that gilded blast, the fedex guy comes along and delivers yet ANOTHER package.
is it that trade pack of "casualties of the cigar boom?" nope. is it the cheapest five-pack dog rockets ever sold on c-bid that i won earlier this month? nope.
it's yet ANOTHER fancy-pants bomb -- this time from bud451! HELLO! woo hoo!
i just emailed the dude after a post on here to check up on him, see how he's doing as he was sounding pretty down, ya know? next thing i know he's lowering the boom with, first off, a couple LJ maddies (i told him that i really liked the nats; he said "wait until you try the maddies!").
indeed. wow. well, not just the LJMs, but let's see here... padron, PI, cao brazillia -- these names sound familiar? HOLY SCHMOKES! i finally get to try my first brazillia!!
now you guys can get all hot and bothered over your PAMs and PANs and stuff, but between bud451's beauties and BS's smokey treats (cohiba, oliva, cupida criollo! black pearl!), i feel like da king o' da world! :)
i'd have been happy and grateful enough for that "couple of alts" and to hear that a brother was having a better day today. how on earth do i thank you guys for THIS? *shakes head*
thank you, brothers. i'm gonna go see if i can sell off my 135 foot yacht and maybe pawn the bentley now while i plot my revenge. :)
