Radio legend Barry Farber, master of ceremonies at NewsMax's lecture by ****** Morris, had the crowd roaring Thursday night in Palm Beach.
Farber demonstrated again why we love him so much: He's a strong voice for conservative values but always remains civil and courtly as he pokes fun at the left in a way that could make even John Kerry and Terry McAuliffe laugh.
Among the gems he revealed Thursday:
A liberal is someone who tours a sewer in a glass-bottom boat.
A liberal is someone who thinks a goat is a sheep with a deprived childhood.
I think we ought to keep liberals around for "research and breeding purposes."
I'm proud to be paying taxes in America. I'd be just as proud to pay half as much.
Before NewsMax helped launch America's conservative media movement and grew into such an influential and successful company, he said, he thought our founder and editor-in-chief, Christopher Ruddy, was "a woodpecker in a petrified forest."
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