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billmerit Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Oct 25 2001, 2:38 AM EST
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I have one. I have Shih Tzu dog. These are Tibetan dogs that were bred to look and act like lions to guard the temples. They are not lions, but that's another story.

Anyway,when she was a puppy, she used to eat her poop. When she would start doing it, I would try to stop her. She would run around real fast and elude me, dash back, eat some more poop and run away again. This turned into a game for her, not for me. Well, one night it was real cold, and some of her poops were frozen on the ground. In the morning, she grabbed one in her mouth and started running down the street. My neighbor called to me: "So now your dog has that filthy cigar habit too."
bud451 Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Oct 25 2001, 3:29 AM EST
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Guess that's how the breed got their name...LOL! Great story.
Todog Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Oct 25 2001, 7:48 AM EST
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Is this how "Lone Wolf" got it's name????
abennett23 Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Oct 25 2001, 8:31 AM EST
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It could also explain asscroft
delarob Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Oct 25 2001, 8:41 AM EST
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Ok..funny story, But I gots ta ask. Why didn't you just pick up the poop?
billmerit Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Oct 25 2001, 8:48 AM EST
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Actually, there a lot of things to ask: like "Why wasn't she on a leash?" Hindsight is 20-20.

I will just have to live with the humiliation. BTW, my dog is older now, and doesn't do that any more. And she hates cigar smoke. She runs around sneezing when she smells it. But, this is the subject of a future set of experiments.
wanyburger Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Oct 25 2001, 8:52 AM EST
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I didn't see this one coming. Funny thing is the dog would find these tastey "snacks" all over the house. BTW todo, I'm sure that after your finished your fav smoke, you and your fuzzie friend shared the same breath. Nice story there pooper snooper.
billmerit Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Oct 25 2001, 9:36 AM EST
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ok wanyweenie,

if you are married and you sleep with your dog, what is that called? i'm talking about you right now.
wanyburger Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Oct 26 2001, 6:38 AM EST
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now we're cooking with gas..what?
billmerit Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Oct 26 2001, 9:50 AM EST
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Posts: 214
a manege au twoi
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