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What would you do as President?
rayder1 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-02-2002
Posts: 2,226
You are the President of the United States. Dozens of astronomers have spotted a meteor that is headed towards the earth. They have calculated that it will strike France in three days, at approximately 3:30 a.m. EST.

The meteor is large enough to wipe France from the face of the earth. France and the UN have requested that the United States immediately send all available ships and aircraft to evacuate the French population.

Hundreds of thousands of French people are gathered on Omaha Beach at Normandy hoping for U. S. ships to appear on the horizon.

The ships and planes you could send are being used to fight the war on terror overseas. As President, you must decide:

1. Do you stay up that night to watch live coverage of the impact,
or
2. Do you tape it and watch it the next day?

SHOULD THIS BE THE RESPONSE TO FRANCE'S REQUEST?

The U.S. "needs more time" to consider the request for evacuation. We need absolute proof that there is a meteor. The alleged meteor is not visible to the naked eye.

UN meteor inspectors should be sent to astronomical observatories next month to spend 90 days carefully examining photographic evidence of the alleged meteor, and then present their findings to the Security Council.

The reason for the request should be carefully evaluated, and the U.N. should be asked to fully debate the subject and then give UNANIMOUS consent to a resolution showing that the whole world supports the request. The U.S. should not act unilaterally, hastily, precipitously, nor preemptively. EVERY member nation should contribute ships to the effort before the U.S. takes any action whatsoever.

WHAT? You say it would then be too late? Gee, what a shame. Please pass the popcorn.
pabloescabar Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-25-2005
Posts: 30,183
sounds like a great movie, thats exactly what Iwould do
DrMaddVibe Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,528
90 days?!? Try 12 years.

That was good.
JonR Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
If I was President Bush I would make Rickamaven ambassador to france and send him to france immediately if not sooner. JonR
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
JonR

no comprendo espanol.
usahog Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
I would send all the Liberals to watch over the prisoners at Gitmo and let all the military Brothers and Sisters come home from that tour....

then I would reopen the ted kennedy crash case and the white water gates... and then I would raise the taxes on the rich and let the lower class claim more dependents.. pick a canidate to claim and then reduce their (canidates) returns by the amounts sent to the oes who picked him/her... I would add Term Limits on Senators and Congressmen and I would Fire or retire every Federal Judge in the land and hold elections to nominate new ones!!!!!!!
I would then go change my shorts because dealing with or being around so much trash or dump area's garage sales and such makes me wanna take a crap.. and I would have streaks in my shorts because of the clean-up that just took place...

after the first day I would sit down and rest after a nice shower and fire me up a really nice Cigar....

Hog
usahog Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
Day 2 I would get Syria on the phone and say guess what... Games are over.. you got 96 hrs to get off your ass and comply to the demeans of the War on Terror or your ass is grass... I would then do a call up of forces to be sent to the region/first the Air Force and Navy... then Marines and Army...I would tell Saudi and Turkey we are using their land for a launching pad... God knows they owe us.. and I would have the Generals put forces all the way around Syria.. kinda like the game of RISK.. and then 95 1/2 hrs later I would call Syria again....and let them know what the bill was for the action just taken.. they would have a 1/2 hr to comply...

ooopppsss time for a shower and a nice Cigar... to be continued....Iran???

Hog
CWFoster Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 12-12-2003
Posts: 5,414
Let's see... Herbert Hoover was responsible for the Grand Coulee Dam, (now Hoover Dam), and Theodore Roosevelt was responsible for the Panama Canal.....

I KNOW!!!! I'd be the President who ordered the building of the Worlds biggest parking lot! it would stretch from Morroco, to Somewhere in Maylaysia! It would require no lighting at night, for you could see by the glow the glass pavement gives off! And as a happy coincidence, all those terrorist people who used to give us such grief, they dissappeared, right in the middle of the project!
smelly4tay Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2003
Posts: 2,775

Save the trees, raise the bar on education, get rid of homelessness, quadruple veterans benefits, LOWER THE WASHINGTON STATE TOBACCO TAX, legalize marijuana, hemp for paper, triple teacher salaries.

....you know....the easy stuff @ home.

Then...like Hog said. Call the THUNDER on Syria! That rat-**** of a leader they have. I wish I was a fly on the wall in conferences where Syria was discussed.

..but before Iran, I would have Kim Jong Fat-Glasses of N. Korea pissin himself. Off with his head! Fruity little punk!



Dave
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
smelly4tay

hemp is one of the best products to grow. it's uses are almost beyond belief.

for some strange reason the government outlawed it's growth at about the same time that polyester, you know the stuff made from oil products, became important to manufacturers.

a few sites of interest

http://www.thehia.org/hempfacts.htm

http://www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v99.n372.a02.html

http://www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v99.n676.a03.html
smelly4tay Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2003
Posts: 2,775
Thanks, Rick.

I really can't see why the Government doesn't grow fields and fields of hemp. I understand "personal interests", the logging companies, and BIG money changing hands....but this is something that should have happened many many years ago. I am starting to think that the "suits", don't understand that trees produce Oxygen, and provide shelter for countless animals. Even our National Symbol, the Eagle, has had to find new flying and nesting territory. It's sad.

Dave
Cavallo Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 01-05-2004
Posts: 2,796
hemp is good stuff, period. exclamation mark, even. if i can get something made from hemp, i'll go for it over ANY manmade material.

heh. it was great to one day go into the men's room at the police station and see at the sinks a bar of hemp-based "soap on a rope." the stamping on it read "dope on a rope." :)
dbguru Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 03-06-2002
Posts: 1,300
Maybe if we just go completely in the direction of eridicating all trees and replace them with hemp, then eagles would have no choice but to roost on the pungent rops of hemp plants and build their nests with stems and leaves of the hemp plant..

Just imaging how proud and high our national bird would be soaring then..
cockyhoskins Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 11-13-2003
Posts: 200
I would lift the ban to Cuba. LOL!
drjothen Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 10-17-2003
Posts: 319
I would corner the market on French wine and sit back and let er' strike. I would imagine the ozone layer over that country would improve greatly in a very short period of time.

DRJ
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