i gotta say, though... the way she clawed her way up from obscurity, i think martha's gonna hold her own in prison -- especially Club Fed.
like her or hate her or whatever, i've gotta say a prayer for the old gal. that's got to shake you right to the very core to go from being as high up there as she's been and to fall so low and so hard -- not only does she have to go to prison (cushy or not, it's prison), but she basically is totally booted out of her OWN COMPANY -- a company she built from scratch and one that has her name on it. hell, the company *IS* her.
it would be like, say, elvis presley getting kicked off of his own songs, you know? he IS the product -- his voice and talent. same with martha -- she IS the product. and that makes me wonder how the hell the company's going to go anywhere now.
is Martha Stewart Living magazine going to come out with The Prison Editions? 101 ways to mix-and-match those prison greys? how to make luxurious hair conditioner by mixing in a dallop of "S*** On A Shingle" from dinner?
anyway. yeah, she's done screwed over a lot of folks and climbed the ladder brutally, but there's still part of me that feels bad for her.