> > Mary had a little skirt
> > with splits right up the sides
> > and every time that Mary walked
> > the boys could see her Thighs
> > Mary had another skirt
> > twas split right up the front
> > ....but she didn't wear that one very often
> >
> >
> > Mary had a little lamb
> > Her father shot it dead.
> > Now it goes to school with her,
> > between two chunks of bread.
> >
> >
> > Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
> > Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
> > What have you got there?
> > Said the Pieman unto Simon,
> > Pies, you d1ckhead.
> >
> >
> > Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
> > Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
> > All the kings horses and all the kings men,
> > said "F*** him, He's only an egg.
> >
> >
> > Mary had a little lamb
> > It ran into a pylon.
> > 10,000 volts went up it's ass
> > and turned it's wool to nylon
> >
> >
> >
> > Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
> > kissed the girls and made them cry.
> > When the boys came out to play,
> > He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
> >
> >
> >
> > Jack and Jill
> > Went up the hill
> > to have some hanky panky.
> > Silly Jill forgot her pill
> > And now there's little Franky.
> >
> >
> >
> > Old Mother Hubbard
> > Went to the cupboard
> > to fetch her poor dog a bone.
> > When she bent over
> > Rover took over,
> > And gave her a bone of his own.
> >
> >
> >
> > Little Boy Blew.
> > Hey. He needed the money.
