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IS CONDOLEEZZA RICE AN ALIEN?
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RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Mar 25 2004, 5:16 PM EST
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i never talk about peoples appearances and i was unhappy to read all the nasty things about janet reno.

without taking any political opinions, i have the strangest feelings about her. i watch a few episodes of x-files and a bit of star trek, and something about this woman seems inappropriate.

a full shot of her presents a rather formless thin creature with no discernible shape. her head is disproportionally large for her size and she has very large eyes and a very small mouth.

she reminds me almost of the aliens in "strange encounters."

since most rational people accept the fact that we are not alone in the universe, and that we are being visited by and investigated by aliens from another world, and since they seem to be trying to cross breed with homosapiens, is it possible that she might be the result of a cross breeding experiment.

i don't know, but i have this premonition that we may find out about her one day.
pabloescabar Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Mar 25 2004, 5:25 PM EST
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the truth is out there...
billyjackson Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Mar 25 2004, 5:26 PM EST
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Condi's appearance bothers you but you didn't like all the talk about Mr. Reno???? Rick...come on now.

But yeah...Condi looks freaky.
jackconrad Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Mar 25 2004, 5:45 PM EST
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hey shes not my type but shes not ugly and she aint even close to like janet reno or maddy albright
bloody spaniard Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Mar 25 2004, 5:52 PM EST
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Yes Rick, I believe she is.
And her incumbation pod is in France.

Now it's time to turn the tables on you, Rick.
There are rumors floating about you. Where are you REALLY from?

Some say you emanated from the gates of Bombay...
Others say you were spontaneously generated from a box of oily rags at a local Jiffy Lube and will never die...

Fess up--you'll feel better.

inquiring blood
rd2thbn Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Mar 25 2004, 6:07 PM EST
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Sounds like hate speech to me. We should'nt judge people by race, sex, disability, appearance, etc..., but if she's a conservative, she's fair game?

If the left had such a well educated (Ph.D.), well informed, and articulate spokesperson, I'd be looking for fault too.

But get used to seeing her. The party that gave our country our first female Supreme Court Justice and our first black Secretaty of State, just might give us our first black female Vice President.

rd2thbn Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Mar 25 2004, 6:12 PM EST
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Another thought: Wouldn't it be very, very interesting if one day Hillery and Condi ended up as opposing candidates (maybe the VP or even the Top Dog for their respective parties) and got to face off in a debate. In fact, I'd like to see Condi face off against anyone on the left.
bloody spaniard Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Mar 25 2004, 6:15 PM EST
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You sound a bit too angry rd2t----AND your handle sounds an awful lot like r2d2...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, where exactly are YOU from????

"buenas nachos" blood
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Mar 25 2004, 9:20 PM EST
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rd2thbn

i didn't mention race.

i didn't mention sex.

i didn't mention disability.

i din't mention a pretty or ugly appearance.

i did mention her likeness to a "grey."
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Mar 25 2004, 9:22 PM EST
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bloody spaniard

read "forever" by pete hamill, for a clue.
JonR Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Mar 25 2004, 10:12 PM EST
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An easy way to spot aliens, they smoke Bad Frogs. LOL JonR
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Mar 25 2004, 10:32 PM EST
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they were will ing to pay me 70 rzmrts each.
xrundog Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Mar 26 2004, 1:57 AM EST
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Condi will never make the ticket for the same reason as Hillary. Neither can just straight up tell the truth!
xrundog Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Mar 26 2004, 1:59 AM EST
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Oh! And, is she an alien? Mmmmmmmmmm......COULD BEEEEE.
RDC Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Mar 26 2004, 3:53 AM EST
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Condi is an very intelligent woman. Her and Colin Powel would make an interesting presidential ticket.
rd2thbn Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Mar 26 2004, 4:23 AM EST
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I'm not angry, I'm enjoying every minute of this. I love to see the left upset. And they are really threatened by Dr. Rice.

If they were really talking about alien life forces, rather than bashing a Republican, there are a lot better examples on their side of the isle.

As far as race, sex, etc..., Rick's right (oops, better change that to correct), he didn't mention it. I did. Only to point out how the face of the "rich white man's party" is surely changing. In my opinion, that's a threat to the left.

RD

THL Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Mar 26 2004, 4:39 AM EST
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Why.... I heard she might even be a Baptist!
rd2thbn Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Mar 26 2004, 4:43 AM EST
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She's from Alabama, too. I wonder if she drives a pickup with a Rebel Flag on it?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Mar 26 2004, 4:45 AM EST
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Rick...have you seen James Carville?

If anyone can be linked to alien DNA experimentation...it would be HIM!
xrundog Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Mar 26 2004, 5:22 AM EST
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DMV, good point!
Robby Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Mar 26 2004, 5:28 AM EST
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Rick, such a clear racial attack seems inappropriate coming from a group that's experienced oppression.
CanyonDVM Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Mar 26 2004, 7:03 AM EST
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Carville doesn't have DNA. He's a little, pesky attack robot.
uncleb Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Mar 26 2004, 7:15 AM EST
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Where was there a racial attack?
CWFoster Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Mar 26 2004, 8:30 AM EST
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Ricamaven- "they were will ing to pay me 70 rzmrts each."

Hell Rick, Bad Frogs COST 85 rzmrts! Tell me you didn't GO for that!
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Mar 26 2004, 8:44 AM EST
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Robby

i assume you mean the grey's.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Mar 26 2004, 8:48 AM EST
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CWFoster

it must be that mind thing they do.

those bastards clipped me out of 15 rzmrts.

they can go find someone else's anal to probe. they're the same bastards that killed kenny.

bloody spaniard Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Mar 26 2004, 11:20 AM EST
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What's your frequency, Kenneth?

;-)
pabloescabar Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Mar 26 2004, 3:49 PM EST
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Yea, but kenny didn't have anything to live for anyway.

kinda think he whanted to die...

I no lie, you going cry, Kenny must die, die, die...
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