No. 10:
Golfer: I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.
Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long?
No. 9:
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddy: Try heaven – you’ve already moved most of the earth.
No. 8:
Golfer: Do you think my game is improving?
Caddy: Yes sir – you miss the ball much closer now.
No. 7:
Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?
Caddy: Eventually.
No. 6:
Golfer: You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.
Caddy: I don’t think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.
No. 5:
Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.
Caddy: It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.
No. 4:
Golfer: How do you like my game?
Caddy: Very good, sir, but personally I prefer golf.
No. 3:
Golfer: Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.
No. 2:
Golfer: This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.
Caddy: This isn’t the golf course – we left that an hour ago.
AND THE NUMBER 1 Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: That can’t be my ball – it’s too old.
Caddy: It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.
