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EI Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-29-2002
Posts: 5,069
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on.

The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

Another gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on.

The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "70."

The robot asked, "So, you Democrats going to nominate John Kerry?"
nfldraftman Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-28-2004
Posts: 642
Why did you stop in mid-joke? A fourth man walks in and is asked what his IQ is and the man says '45' and the robot asks, what can I get for you Mr. Bush?
MACS Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,817
No, he was quite done with the joke.
xibbumbero Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 12,535
I don't believe he was,LOL. X
uncleb Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 11-13-2002
Posts: 1,326
LMAO @ nfldraftman
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