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ellesson Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2001, 5:04 PM EST
Joined: 05-13-2001
Posts: 150
As I am sitting here smoking a damn nice Perdomo reserve X, I am wondering if there could be anything more rude than the asian lady sitting behind me at the movies rattling away on her cell phone!!!!!
tailgater Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2001, 6:36 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
I know what you mean! Once, while at the Library, I flicked my ash and the girl whose lap it landed on yelled at me. Didn't she realize that you shouldn't yell at the library???!!!
Charlie Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Dec 4 2001, 3:47 AM EST
Joined: 06-16-2002
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Once while sitting in a 757 on the tarmac at O'Hare, the lady behind me ask me to put out my H.Upmann Robusto and I told her to go get off the plane if she didn't like my smoke.
delarob Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Dec 4 2001, 4:00 AM EST
Joined: 06-28-2001
Posts: 5,318
So true so true. I was in the hospital the other day visiting my buddy in the respitory wing, and this young punk of a doctor had the gall to chastise me for smoking a Short Story. I mean hey, I could see if it was a Hamilton house......
stantheman Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Dec 4 2001, 7:02 AM EST
Joined: 09-11-2010
Posts: 22
People who talk in the theatre make great tarkets for popcorn grenades. Some of the ignorant putzes even get the message!
BBJ Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Dec 4 2001, 10:19 AM EST
Joined: 11-21-1999
Posts: 286
Once When i Went To See My Doctor After The Exam He Told Me To Losse Weight,Quit Drinking And Quit Smoking.
After 6 Months I Went Back And I Had Lost 20 LBS.And Stoped Drinking!He Still Told Me To Quit The Cigars!
Well I Told Him All I Have Left Is Cigars And Sex, So When You Can Write Me A Percreption For Sex I Will Give Up Cigars!! Thanked Him And Left. ( True Story)
CL Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Dec 4 2001, 11:06 AM EST
Joined: 02-08-2000
Posts: 855
Once I was sleeping at my in-laws with a lit cigar in my mouth, and my mother-in-law had the nerve to clear her throat when she came in to empty the ash tray beside the bed. I think she was purposely trying to wake me up!
CL Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Dec 4 2001, 11:09 AM EST
Joined: 02-08-2000
Posts: 855
Another time I was smoking a cigar in church, and this lady gave me a nasty look when I tapped my ash in the big brass ash tray they were passing around.
billmerit Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Dec 4 2001, 12:04 PM EST
Joined: 07-27-2001
Posts: 214
I gave one of dog's cigars to my neighbor as a Christmas present.
joedayan Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Dec 5 2001, 1:21 PM EST
Joined: 04-19-2001
Posts: 261
and this one time at band camp...
Mr.Mean Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Dec 7 2001, 5:14 PM EST
Joined: 05-16-2001
Posts: 3,025
Mini Means baptism didn't go to well when I flicked my ashes in that water ashtray thingy.....
CL Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Dec 8 2001, 12:50 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2000
Posts: 855
Joe, you a flutist?
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