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AZ-Ron Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Apr 10 2004, 5:35 AM EST
Joined: 05-10-2003
Posts: 469
Subject: Fw: A cow is a cow



A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the
exhibits is that of breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This
bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs
and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that
said,"This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband
and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from
him."

They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying,
"This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and
said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this
one."

The husband looked at her and said,
"Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."

The husband's condition has been reduced from critical to stable and he should make a full recovery
CWFoster Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Apr 10 2004, 6:50 PM EST
Joined: 12-12-2003
Posts: 5,414
A man walks up to the farmhouse and asks little Linda where her daddy is.
"If you're here to ask about the bull in the south pasture, he's guaranteed, and has papers, and breeding him costs $250"
"Little girl, I'm not here to talk about the bull in the south pasture..."
"Oh, well the bull in the east pasture has papers, but he's not guaranteed, and he's $200!" the little girl injects.
"I don't care about any darn papers!" the man starts.
"Oh, well the bull in the west pasture is guaranteed, but he ain't got no papers! Just $150" the little girl interrupts happily.
"I'm not here to discuss any guaranteed bulls!" shouts the man, getting red-faced.
"Then our bargain-breeder is in the south pasture, he's not guaranteed, and got no papers, but he's just $100!" said the little girl.
"Listen" said the man, "I don't want to talk about ANY bulls, I need to talk to your daddy about my little girl and your brother Elmer!"
"I better go get daddy then!" says the little girl "I don't know what he charges for Elmer!"

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