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RDC Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jan 22 2004, 6:45 AM EST
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Dear Abby,

My boyfriend is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big **** red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Sincerely,
Bitchy in Boston
HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jan 22 2004, 6:47 AM EST
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It is a good thing I wasn't drinking something when I read that!
Homebrew Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jan 22 2004, 6:58 AM EST
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ROTFLMFAO,
What a great way to start my day.
Great Post
Thanks
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
Thom Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jan 22 2004, 8:48 AM EST
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... oh man... now that's funny.
contendertotes Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jan 22 2004, 9:47 AM EST
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......no kidding ! good post ! been there / am there . got a wife with mood swings like Syble
E-Chick Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jan 22 2004, 9:53 AM EST
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We're talkin 20 some years ago...why'd you dig up that letter I sent her?

Yeah, but since then, we've moved to California, gotten married, and yes, he bought me the diamond.

Hormonal in Heat...
bassdude Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jan 22 2004, 10:27 AM EST
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What Homie said.
CWFoster Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Jan 22 2004, 1:03 PM EST
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I'd LOVE to read Abby's reply! ROTFLMFAO!
Liz62803 Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Jan 22 2004, 1:05 PM EST
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hmmmm wouldn't diamonds leave a bigger mark on his forehead? diamonds are supposed to be hard right? :-) hmmmmm Clive darling where's that diamond you promised me hehe
Homebrew Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Jan 22 2004, 1:32 PM EST
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Actually, when I first saw the title of this thread, I thought someone had posted some John Prine Lyrics. I love Prines Music, but he would appreciate the joke as well.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
usahog Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Jan 22 2004, 3:28 PM EST
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LMAO!!!!!! I Love it!!!

hog
coda Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Feb 20 2004, 3:48 PM EST
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^ I just can't stand the thought that someone may have missed this one.
fudge Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Feb 20 2004, 4:05 PM EST
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Thanks Coda, I did in fact miss it.

Priceless.
Cavallo Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Feb 20 2004, 7:20 PM EST
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homebrew: in addition to some bombing payback, i made a cd mix of JP songs that i'll have out to you in about a week, bro. i love that guy's songs!
mint2b0501 Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Feb 21 2004, 1:11 AM EST
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Had a X-wife that was like that, but instead she used an ice pic....
coda Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Apr 16 2004, 2:18 PM EST
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^ (Just one more time, I promise.)
pabloescabar Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Apr 17 2004, 3:16 AM EST
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how did you spell the F word again?
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