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tailgater Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Dec 18 2001, 5:42 AM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Ed, you can't fool me. What a package! I was wondering what I was going to smoke this Saturday at the LAST regular season home game at the rat trap we call Foxboro Stadium, but now I know. That bohemouth Cuban Parejo! That is, if I can get it away from my wife... Now I'll never live up to expectations. Thanks alot!
CL Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Dec 18 2001, 8:49 AM EST
Joined: 02-08-2000
Posts: 855
How about "Mr. Meaningless"? :)
rookie139 Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Dec 18 2001, 1:44 PM EST
Joined: 03-02-2000
Posts: 2,149
You gotta wathc that Ed character...A couple of days ago, we met up at the local tobacconist and then off to a cigar-friendly bar/restaurant down the street...I bring him a measly three cigars and he gives me a five pack of these excellent Habanos that I enjoy soooo d*mn much and ANOTHER five pack of those acrid, horrible, yucky (?), worthless-to-bid-on-them-because-you-will-get-an-intestinal-infection-so-don't-bid-on-them Maduro Santa Rosa torps and a beautiful unbelievably dark maduro LGC Torp...What a jerk ;)...Thanks Ed!
Charlie Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Dec 18 2001, 3:52 PM EST
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Gotta tell you Keith, I happen to like Santa Rosa Maduros, Robustos and Torpedos! Cannot understand what you have against them. Agree with you on the Don Tomas and other Don lines! Charlie
rookie139 Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Dec 18 2001, 4:32 PM EST
Joined: 03-02-2000
Posts: 2,149
Yeah...I absolutely hate them and think they are the worst cigar anywhere and believe that NO ONE should waste their time bidding on them because they are absolute garbage...They are worth about $1 a piece at most, so if you do (crazily as it may seem) decide to bid on a five pack or (worse) a whole box to use for mulch, don't pay more than $0.50 a stick or $2.00 at the most for a box...ANy more and you'd be getting ripped off ;)
tailgater Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Dec 18 2001, 4:51 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
I'm with Charlie on this one. And I know that Rookie is telling the truth. No sarcasm whatsoever. 100% serious. I have a knack for these things...
Mr.Mean Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Dec 18 2001, 6:48 PM EST
Joined: 05-16-2001
Posts: 3,025
Why do you think I give them to Rookie? You think I want him as a friend? I give him cigars, he writes me a ticket for expired plates. A good shin kicking is what he deserves. Charlie I need a snailer buddy. [email protected]
rookie139 Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Dec 18 2001, 11:54 PM EST
Joined: 03-02-2000
Posts: 2,149
LMFAO @ Mr. Mean and Tailgater
rookie139 Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Dec 18 2001, 11:55 PM EST
Joined: 03-02-2000
Posts: 2,149
Well, Ed, you ARE expired...Lucky I didn't have my ticket book with me that day..LOL
tailgater Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Dec 19 2001, 5:21 AM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
I believe Ed is perhaps the only person in recent memory who could get a ticket for "Indecent Expiration".
rookie139 Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Dec 20 2001, 12:28 AM EST
Joined: 03-02-2000
Posts: 2,149
I should charge him with "Aggravated Mopery", which is a Class 2 Felony
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