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billmerit Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jan 9 2002, 2:25 AM EST
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One day last week I was enjoying a Padron when I saw an antique shop I thought I would visit. I walked up to the door, put out my Padron, and went in. The lady running the shop came up and said: "You will only be able to smoke one of those a day after dinner." She bypassed the courtship, the marriage and evrything and got right down to business. I said: "Did you ever hear of foreplay?" She looked very confused as I walked out the door. I feel like I am not in tune with the world anymore. Does this experience make sense? At least my cigars are real. And smoking is bad for you? BTW, I am sure the lady wasn't joking.
Todog Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jan 9 2002, 3:09 AM EST
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I think she wanted to buff your helmut before dinner and that you would only be able to smoke one cigar after such an experience!
Charlie Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jan 9 2002, 3:50 AM EST
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What did she look like? Was she riding a broom or were you just not interested in her? Charlie
billmerit Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jan 9 2002, 5:58 AM EST
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She looked great. That wasn't the problem. Who was the comedian who said: "I'm not going to bother getting married again. I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and buy her a house." ? Skip all the in between stuff. Maybe I'll just declare bunkruptcy and get it over with.
Mr.Mean Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jan 9 2002, 5:09 PM EST
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Did you turn into a goat and eat spaghetti from a hubcap? Sounds like a dream.
tailgater Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Jan 9 2002, 5:38 PM EST
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What kind of crazy-ass lunatic are you? You actually put out a good smoke in order to browse over dead peoples former furniture? And then you walked away from a chick with an unusual opening line? I'd say her approach was the feminine equivalent to a guy saying: "that's a pretty dress. It would look great on my bedpost"...
donutboy2000 Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jan 9 2002, 7:39 PM EST
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Perhaps she was just a Democrat that wanted to limit your right to smoke.
bud451 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Jan 11 2002, 5:47 AM EST
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I hear Hubcap makes great pasta...
bud451 Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Jan 11 2002, 5:56 AM EST
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or "If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me".
tailgater Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Jan 11 2002, 5:39 PM EST
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"I'd love to have breakfast with you. Could I have your phone number, or should I just nudge you?"
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