> Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a Presidential election
> that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential
> candidate nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes
> to win the election. Therefore, it was decided that there should be
> an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the
> final winner.
>
> There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc.,
> but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to
> settle things.
>
> The candidate who catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.
> After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the
> contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Wisconsin.
> There were to be no observers present and both men were to be sent
> out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch
> for counting and verification.
>
> At the end of the first day, George W. returns to the headquarters
> and he has 10 fish. Soon, Kerry, who has answers to everything, but
> no plan, returns and has zero fish. Well, everyone assumes he is
> just having another bad hair day or something and hopefully, he will
> catch up the next day. At the end of the 2nd day George W. comes in
> with 20 fish and Kerry comes in again with none.
>
> That evening, Bill Clinton gets together secretly with Kerry and
> says, "I think George W. is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want
> you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy
> on him and see if he is cheating in any way.
>
> The next night (after George W. comes back with 50 fish), Clinton
> says to Kerry, "Well, what about it, is George W. cheatin'?"
> "He sure is, Bill, he's cutting holes in the ice."
