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JonR Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Jun 5 2004, 6:01 AM EST
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What if...when Japan bombed Pearl Harbor we just circled the wagons around America and did not retaliate?

What if... we stayed out of the war in Europe?

What if... Germany discovered the atomic bomb before we did and dropped two bombs on American soil?
















What if...when al qaeda attacked us on 9/11 we just circled the wagons around America and did not realiate?

What if...we stayed out of the Middle East and allowed the terrorist to thrive?





















WHAT IF !





JonR







bloody spaniard Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Jun 5 2004, 6:07 AM EST
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You always ask such good questions on weekends.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'll have to go with pi again.
What do I win? Another stick in the eye or a kick in the arse?

blood
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Jun 5 2004, 6:10 AM EST
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what if we actually went after al qaeda, instead of saddam and his make believe WMD.

what if we had a president.

what if we had a president that could do two things at the same time, one of which would be to read and understand anything, especially warning signs, and chose to work instead of farming or cutting brush, or getting his heart rate below 70.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Jun 5 2004, 6:11 AM EST
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bloody spaniard

"pi"???
JonR Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Jun 5 2004, 6:20 AM EST
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Yo Rick:

"what if we had a president that could do two things at the same time, one of which would be to read and understand anything, especially warning signs, and chose to work instead of farming or cutting brush, or getting his heart rate below 70."

I presume you are speaking of Pearl Habor and Franklin D. Roosevelt.

JonR
bloody spaniard Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Jun 5 2004, 6:54 AM EST
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"What is mathematically significant about the following poem?

Sir, I send a rhyme excelling
In sacred truth and rigid spelling
Numerical sprites elucidate
For me the lexicon’s full weight

JonR"

**Rick, Ptolemy's pi was the answer to Jon's previous math riddle.

JonR, WHAT IF we brought back our expensively- maintained military from most of the world, where we are the modern-day ****s/negroes/indentured servants/etc. to ungrateful host countries (Japan, Germany, Korea, Spain,etc.)?

Then, after taking them out of harms way AND giving them pay raises so that they don't have to apply for food stamps & welfare, WHAT IF we use them to roust out the illegals & send them packing? Then, WHAT IF we post the military on ALL borders/coasts?

Then, WHAT IF I have to choose between continuing this post and taking a constitutional? Oh well, too late now...

Finally, WHAT IF we continue the administration's lead by opening the borders further, and by needlessly endangering the lives of our "boys" in skirmishes throughout the world where we are restrained by our self-imposed pc rules.

Do you think that we'll go broke or become the next Yugoslavia or BOTH?!

WHAT IF blah, blah, blah...
The Nazis, Japs, Maoists, & Stalinists deserved death and so do the muslim fundamentalists. Kill 'em and GET OUT!!!

Have a nice weekend buoyz!

blood
chipslave Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Jun 5 2004, 7:23 AM EST
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WHAT IF... Elvis was still alive?

Thats the burning question for me...


Oh... and Pork and beans? WHAT IF it was labeled right ;)
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Jun 5 2004, 7:47 AM EST
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JonR

no. i think it was part of FDR's plan.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Jun 5 2004, 7:48 AM EST
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What if a frog had wings?

What if Valerie never married Eddie?

"Do you know that "if" is the middle word in "life"?
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Jun 5 2004, 8:24 AM EST
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DrMaddVibe

Valerie never married Eddie?

who are they?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Jun 5 2004, 8:42 AM EST
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Valerie Bertinelli...c'mon Rick!
Robby Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Jun 5 2004, 8:59 AM EST
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America is not known to tuck tail and run as "some" would have us do...
Cigarick Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Jun 5 2004, 12:52 PM EST
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I'm sure the United Nations would have stepped in and saved us.

Heh.
johnfs Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Jun 5 2004, 3:10 PM EST
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What if I had eggs beans and cheese for breakfast?
pabloescabar Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Jun 5 2004, 8:02 PM EST
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sir madvibe, the answer to your question is that the boy's in the band would not have cut there hair...
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Jun 6 2004, 4:31 AM EST
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DrMaddVibe

i thought she was very attractive on that program with the druggie sister. i didn't get the memo about her marriage to eddie who?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Jun 6 2004, 4:35 AM EST
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IT's no secret that I would've married her IF she hadn't fell under the spell of Eddie Van Halen. I mean what's he got that I ain't got? I NEVER would've named my son Wolfgang. I wouldn't even consider it a middle name!



Instead I married a look-a-like with almost 20 years of wedded bliss.
MACS Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Jun 6 2004, 6:25 AM EST
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What if elephants could fly? That'd be a pretty big bird and getting crap on your windshield would be a whole lot worse.
plabonte Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, Jun 6 2004, 7:02 AM EST
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What if we had stayed out of Vietnam?
smelly4tay Offline
#20 Posted: Sun, Jun 6 2004, 12:03 PM EST
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So what if, DrMaddVibe really is the artist formerly known as Meatloaf?






LMAO
jazzman Offline
#21 Posted: Sun, Jun 6 2004, 1:27 PM EST
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What if....you're aunt had b*lls?? She'd be your uncle...
DrMaddVibe Offline
#22 Posted: Sun, Jun 6 2004, 4:30 PM EST
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Smelly...keep your eyes on your OWN urnial!

Perv!
jackconrad Offline
#23 Posted: Sun, Jun 6 2004, 4:59 PM EST
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RICK WAS A STAUNCH BUSH LOVING DOUBLE DIPPED NEO CONSERVETIVE
CWFoster Offline
#24 Posted: Sun, Jun 6 2004, 5:07 PM EST
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what if we actually went after al qaeda, instead of saddam and his make believe WMD.

what if we had a president.

HEY RICK! What if you learn to read history! Saddam used those "make beleive WMD against the Iranians, the Kurds, and the Shiites!
We HAVE a president! And all you want is a botox injected, waffling, peice of tripe who says he's a military man who supports the troops he wont fund, pledges to stop corporations from outsourcing jobs in accordance with a treaty he voted for, and insists that he's a man of the people (as long as they grew up summering at Hyannis with the Kennedys). Do you seriously think everybody else was born yesterday? Or was it just you?
MACS Offline
#25 Posted: Sun, Jun 6 2004, 7:05 PM EST
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C-dub... don't confuse Rick with the facts.
mydsooner Offline
#26 Posted: Sun, Jun 6 2004, 7:13 PM EST
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I get tired of Rick's bashing of our President.

If ya dont like it ,RICKY boy,then i say to you...........


.......GET OUT! Go live in another country and see how they live . I have a dollar that says you'll be back in a month or less. Be sure to take some cheese for that whine you seem to have plenty of.







jeezy peezy!

Jeff
usahog Offline
#27 Posted: Sun, Jun 6 2004, 8:40 PM EST
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MDay.. that is exactly what Rick wants you to post.. he loves to keep folks riled up... LOL

he Gotchtya!!!!

Hog
Sonny_LSU Offline
#28 Posted: Mon, Jun 7 2004, 4:18 AM EST
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CW, a question: did Saddam attack the US?
no! no! no! don't bring up Iran or the Kurds......again, did he attack the US or was it Al Qauda?

You guys are so funny. You know he's gonna lose and it burning you up! LOL!

Mr. 2nd place in the Big 12, at what point should an American leave the country because he is a democrat?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#29 Posted: Mon, Jun 7 2004, 4:38 AM EST
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What if people that liked to smoke cigars and purchase them here from CBid actually used this board!
JonR Offline
#30 Posted: Mon, Jun 7 2004, 5:42 AM EST
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Yo Sonny_LSU:

"CW, a question: did Saddam attack the US?
no! no! no! don't bring up Iran or the Kurds......again, did he attack the US or was it Al Qauda?"

I have a couple of questions for you. Did Hitler attack the US? Did the Vietnamese attack the US?

The four biggest Warmongers were FDR, attacked Germany with no provaocation on Germanys part, HST dropped 2 Atomic Bombs on Japan knowing it would kill countless civilians,JFK attacked Veitnam with no provocation on Veitnams part, and LBJ who more than doubled our troops in Veitnam when he became President.

What do FDR,HST,JFK,and LBJ have in common, they are all WarMongering Liberal Democrats that were responsible for more deaths than all of the rest of the Presidents combined.

Feel free to vote for the Honorable George W. Bush for President in Novemember !

JonR
Sonny_LSU Offline
#31 Posted: Mon, Jun 7 2004, 10:00 AM EST
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Jon, Jon, Jon trying to compare the threat Saddam posed to that of Hitler is way too weak.
Saddam attacked Kuwait in the first gulf war, so we went in with the rest of the world to intervene....kinda similar to the situation in WW2; however, on a smaller scale.
Now, who was he invaiding this time?
Sonny_LSU Offline
#32 Posted: Mon, Jun 7 2004, 10:04 AM EST
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America has lost favor with ol' GW and he is going to lose. However, for the record, I do wish we could have a better replacement.
mydsooner Offline
#33 Posted: Mon, Jun 7 2004, 10:36 AM EST
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Sonny,
I guess some people wont be happy no matter who is running this country. Just once someone tell me what they would do, and not complain about what someone has done or is doing.
Charlie Offline
#34 Posted: Mon, Jun 7 2004, 10:37 AM EST
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If you think the last election was close, watch this one! I am for GWB, I pray he will win, because Kerry is far, far from being able to fill the job as President!
I too am disgruntled with GWB, but unlike Sonny, I will not vote against him when a complete fool is the alternative!

Charlie
uncleb Offline
#35 Posted: Mon, Jun 7 2004, 11:37 AM EST
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What if.... One day I perused the misc. forum on CBID?

What if.... On that day, their were a number of political posts?

What if..... within those political posts, liberals and conservatives were discussing numerous political topics?

What if.... they were having CIVIL, INTELLIGENT discussions without resorting to stereotyping, insults and name calling.


WHAT IF?????
dbguru Offline
#36 Posted: Mon, Jun 7 2004, 12:40 PM EST
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What if.... we stop these stupid time wasting "What if" questions and deal with what's happening rather than what if.....

What's you're preference..
What's going on...
or What if?????
DrMaddVibe Offline
#37 Posted: Mon, Jun 7 2004, 1:04 PM EST
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What if you disappeared?
dbguru Offline
#38 Posted: Mon, Jun 7 2004, 1:35 PM EST
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Is that what you'd like DMV... Guess that means I'll need to hang out here even more especially if I make you feel that way... Maybe you'll be the inspiration behind some new threads... Some I know you'll love....
DB





DrMaddVibe Offline
#39 Posted: Mon, Jun 7 2004, 1:56 PM EST
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Snore...snore...you're a bore!
Sonny_LSU Offline
#40 Posted: Tue, Jun 8 2004, 3:34 AM EST
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What if DMV hadn't been given girly parts?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#41 Posted: Tue, Jun 8 2004, 3:46 AM EST
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You wife gave them to me.
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