Yes, Oh yes, yes ma'am. You see, I'm a Christian. And as such, I am compelled to love my enemy. For instance, if someone talks about their partner "plugging" my wife? I would have to consider that person to not be a close friend. So I am compelled by my faith to love them (like a brother).
So all I want is to seek out and find this person, and give them a big hug. What could possibly be more fitting? I haven't decided yet if I should be standing in front or behind at the time... For instance, if Nancy were choking, then behind would be appropriate, i.e., a Heimlich maneuver? Otherwise, in front would probably be better.
Did you see Tommy Boy? Brothers don’t shake hands, brothers hug!!! One of the best scenes from the movie. Don’t fault me for my religion Trish, I just want to share the love of God. What could be more harmless?