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uncleb Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-13-2002
Posts: 1,326
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died
She married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend,
"Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
Gene363 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
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Thanks!

This made my FRIDAY much better.
BeatDragon Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-28-2003
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HA!
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