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Thats Why she cuts the Grass
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usahog Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jul 21 2004, 4:52 PM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer Smoking a Cigar and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me "You should be hung."

I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, Tugged some smoke off my cigar
lifted my darkened Rayban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied,


"I AM. That's why she cuts the grass."

Enjoy!!!!
Hog
cooksta2 Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jul 21 2004, 5:18 PM EST
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lol that is pretty damn funny hog
rasdas Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jul 21 2004, 5:42 PM EST
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Posts: 4,716
Good one Hog...heh..heh...

RasDas

Joe
johnfs Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jul 22 2004, 6:48 AM EST
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Posts: 2,993
It just don't git better than that. Thanks Russ
redneck1 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jul 22 2004, 1:48 PM EST
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Posts: 813
LOL!! Good one.
BMW Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jul 22 2004, 2:36 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 3,010
You're a Dawg Hog! LOL.

Barry
sketcha Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jul 22 2004, 4:54 PM EST
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Posts: 3,238
I'm gonna' have to use that one.
Cavallo Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Jul 22 2004, 9:58 PM EST
Joined: 01-05-2004
Posts: 2,796
how weird, hog! the SAME THING happened to me recently! lol (good one, buddy!)
Da-Glyde Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Jul 22 2004, 11:10 PM EST
Joined: 10-25-2003
Posts: 892
Yeah I did that also,but my mines pregnant...hehe j/j

Thanks god I have friends like ya'll to show me the way..

GIG'em
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