America's #1 Online Cigar Auction
first, best, biggest!

Last post 19 years ago by Intel. 13 replies replies.
I am John Kerry.....
Jump to Bottom | Previous Topic | Next Topic
usahog Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Aug 21 2004, 7:17 AM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
This makes everything clear..........

Your daily update on John Kerry...

I am John Kerry.

I was against the first Iraq war, I am against the second Iraq war, but I voted for it. Now I'm against it but I was for it. I support the UN. I'm against terrorism and against the Iraq war. But I voted for the Iraq war. So, I voted against the first war and supported the second war, wait...

I'm against gay marriage but for gay unions. I support gays but think the SF mayor is wrong. I support gay marriages. No, wait, gay unions.

I'm Catholic Wait, I'm Jewish. My dad was Jewish. But I was raised Catholic.
What am I? I don't want to confuse people...so just think of me as every man....a catholic protestant muslim jew with french chinese indian parents.

I am for abortions, but wait, I'm Catholic, and Catholics are pro-life. But I might consider putting pro-life judges in office, but I'm not sure. I do know I voted for a pro-life judge, but I stated that it was a mistake.

I went to Vietnam. But I was against Vietnam. I testified against fellow US troops in Vietnam, threw my medals away and led others to do the same. But I am a war hero. Against the war.

I stated I threw my medals away then I threw my ribbons away. I then revealed that I threw my ribbons away but not my medals, then lately I stated that I threw someone else's medals away and never threw anything of mine away.

I believe Ribbons and medals aren't the same thing. Medals come with ribbons, so now I believe that ribbons and medals are the same thing besides the fact that ribbons are cloth and medals are metal.

I wrote a book that pictured the US flag upside-down on its cover. But now I fly and campaign in a plane with a large flag right-side up on it. But sometimes, we fly upside-down for fun.

Yasser Arafat is a hero and a statesman. The Israelis shouldn't kill Palestinian terrorists, but they should stop terrorism. Yasser Arafat is a terrorist supporter. I support Mideast peace.

I am for the common man, unlike Bush. I am against the rich. But my family is worth 300 million dollars has a jet and many SUVs. I am the common man.

I am against sending jobs overseas. My wife is a Heinz heir, which Heinz has most factories offshore. I am against rewarding companies for exporting jobs as long as it is not Heinz.

I own $1 million in Wal-Mart stock. I believe Wal-Mart is evil by driving small business owners out of town. I am a capitalist and I own part of Wal-Mart but I am a good guy for small corporate America.

I own SUVs when I talk to my followers in Detroit, MI, Teresa owns SUVs, I don't, when I talk to tree hugging followers. I have a campaign jet that gets 1/3 mpg, which is great fuel efficiency.

I am against making military service an issue in presidential elections. I defended a draft dodger Clinton and stated that all serve in their own capacity whether they draft dodge or not. Did I mention, I served in Vietnam and am a hero? Are you questioning my patriotism? I served in Vietnam. My opponent didn't. I have three purple hearts! I am a hero. I am qualified to run this country since I served.

I am John Kerry......unless being someone else will get your vote!


Hog
JonR Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Aug 21 2004, 9:34 AM EST
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
Yo Hog:

Yo captured the very essence of john kerry.

ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JonR
Sonny_LSU Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Aug 21 2004, 8:11 PM EST
Joined: 11-21-2002
Posts: 1,835
...you're not John Kerry.
CWFoster Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Aug 21 2004, 8:13 PM EST
Joined: 12-12-2003
Posts: 5,414
and neither is John Kerry
usahog Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Aug 21 2004, 8:26 PM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
And Your Not John Kerry LMAO!!!!!

John Kerry isn't Kerry... I bet if the man had to take one of those MMPI Tests he'd flunk the damn thing and then swear it was a Bush Conspiracy.. sad thing is ol Sonny would Believe him hook line and Sinking!!!!

Hog
thurson Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Aug 21 2004, 11:11 PM EST
Joined: 06-26-2004
Posts: 3,919
I'm Chevy Chase and you're not!
Charlie Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Aug 22 2004, 6:16 PM EST
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
John Kerry does not even know the real John Kerry, nor do all of you guys who think he is such a great man! My oh my how someone who has one of the most liberal voting records over the last 20 years can all of a sudden come out and start spouting off about how he is going to "rebuild" our military.....a big joke!

Charlie
Intel Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Aug 23 2004, 6:37 AM EST
Joined: 06-24-2002
Posts: 546
Hog,
Listen to your self. You sound like Rick when he goes off on his rants about Bush. Look at the number of posts you have put out about the subject. This kind of attitude is not healthy. Have a seat, a smoke, and let the rest take care of it self.
usahog Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Aug 23 2004, 7:18 AM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
I'm just having fun and my say on this Intel... believe me, it's not a boiling point... it's just a search and produce the facts to a debate.. Rick on the other hand I'm not sure...

but let me ask you since you brought it up Intel.. do you like John Kerry's politics?

Hog
Herr Rabbit Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Aug 23 2004, 7:28 AM EST
Joined: 07-13-2004
Posts: 104
Never forget, if John Kerry had prevailed against Ronald Reagan: the Soviet Union would still be in business, the Berlin Wall would still divide and the Cold War would still be a fact of life.
nealep Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Aug 23 2004, 8:39 AM EST
Joined: 07-14-2004
Posts: 519
Hi...

I'm Johnny Cash!! :o)
Charlie Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Aug 23 2004, 10:00 AM EST
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Hi

I'm Merle Haggard.....

C
JonR Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Aug 23 2004, 10:12 AM EST
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
High !

Yes I am !
























On President George W. Bush reelection !!!!!!!!!

JonR
Intel Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2004, 1:57 AM EST
Joined: 06-24-2002
Posts: 546
Funny you sould ask. I am one of the very few undecided voters left out there. I am not sure President Bush should be fired. I am also not sure if Sen. Kerry would be an effective Commander and Chief. I do think he would improve the economic situation we are in, but we are in the mist of a war and the safety of our troops and nation are the highest priority with me. I will study the topic further and make an educated vote.
Users browsing this topic
Guest
Back to Top